Thick Body Wash

Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.

PRODUCT SPECS:

3X THICKER than teenage body wash

Plant-based thickeners for superior lather

Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate

Aloe vera to hydrate and protect

Bonus: no loofah required

Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free

Size: 17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.